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HIGE

Est. 1995 · Thirty Years Deep · Still Rolling

Wardogs · From the Field

Contact Reports

Screenshots off the crew's own screens. NA Central, tagged <HIGE>, mostly going well.

Prone in the grass beside a body
Prone in the weeds · JaeDaedae one metre out
Enemy through a 4x scope
Glass on him at three metres · "safe zone"
Full squad inside a truck
Full truck, control Manticore, 2.5 km to HQ
A Ural truck standing vertically in a tree
The Ural found a tree · Soot was driving
Nagash and the undead legions

Four Lords · One Apocalypse

Who We're Taking

Nagash, Supreme Lord of the Undead
Nagash · Supreme Lord of the Undead
NagashNagash · Undead
Grey Seer ThanquolThanquol · Skaven
Boris TodbringerTodbringer · Empire
The GlottkinThe Glottkin · Nurgle
NeferataFree Lord + VC Overhaul
Chaos InvasionEndgame
VermintideEndgame
Nagash RisesEndgame

NCAA Dynasty · 2028 Season

Tigers vs Pirates

Soot and Pugh, two programs, one dynasty. All of 2027 the schedule kept them apart. 2028 finally put them across from each other, both inside the top 6.

Memphis, off the back foot, on the money

The Matchup

Memphis TigersSootTop 6 VS ECU PiratesPughTop 6
Side by side resemblance gag
The eternal HIGE debate · same guy? · unresolved since 1995

"The team that scores more points is gonna have a real good chance to win this football game."

"You can't lose if they don't score. That's just math, and math is football."

Booth wisdom · volume up
ECU player of the game: AJ Hill, 120 pass yards, 100% completion, 4 touchdowns

Norrath Post-Game

The Parse Slop Lab

We beat the game, so now we feed EQLogParses to the machines and see what crawls out. Comics, videos, songs, all of it dumber and better than it needs to be.

HIGE raid comic generated from EQ log parses

Input: The Parse

Cazic-Thule and Fright, raw out of the parser. Grimwolf tanking and healing the same fight, because of course.

DPS, tanking and healing summary for Cazic-Thule
DPS, tanking and healing summary for Fright

Output: Hige Wave

Fifty-Eight Fights in HateHige Wave
Tatimus standing on Lord Nagafen's corpse
HIGE class list at level 50

The Gallery

The Hall

Click any plate to open it full size · drag the rail to scroll

Harold Troutman the Ember+
Harold Troutman, the EmberStill in there, still unlocking classes
Armored frog knight+
The Frog KnightOrder of the Damp Halberd
Tatimus the Coldeye+
Tatimus the ColdeyeData-magik, fizzle-krak
Grimwolf the Redfist+
Grimwolf the RedfistSky-high pleasures and spiritual relief
Two warriors before a wall of fire+
Plane of Fear, AgainStanding where we used to wipe
Harold's warder, a skunk+
Harold's WarderUndefeated, unwashed
Harold clearing a room of skeletons+
The Warrior's PathSkree, crash, krak
Quijibo fight poster+
Unleash the Eldritch FuryQuijibo, fastest fists in the guild
Tatimus overseeing kobold workstations+
The Kobold WorkstationsTatimus, middle management

The Quartermaster

Merch Store

Coming soon. The crest and thirty years of inside jokes, printed on things you can actually own. Tell us what belongs on a shirt before we decide for you.

Crest HoodiesTeesMugsDie-Cut VinylPatchesConvoy Plates
Opening Soon

The Guild

Current Roster

<Hige> on Qeynos, <HIGE> on NA Central. Same names, different maps, thirty years running. Hats mark the crew running Wardogs early access.